I'm Chrissy. 18. Blackhawks - hockey in general. The Cab. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Chicago. Friends. Teen Wolf. The Wanted. Big TIme Rush. Love.|
My blog has no flow whatsoever. If you like any of these things, or if you like to laugh, you may or may not like my blog.
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.
Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
wow and she was dead ass
Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly
I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:
Just so you all know!
#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER
idk that finale was a pretty big joke
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk
YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
#SERIOUSLY #THE TEENAGERS ARE SO SHY AND POLITE AND NICE #MEANWHILE THE MIDDLE AGED ADULTS ARE THE RUDEST PIECES OF SHIT
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
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okay Hazel Grace? Okay!
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